物理学圣剑！PYST线材！！

rainfox72

毫无疑问，PYST是线材史上的奇迹，它重新定义了USB线。它可以真正的，从物理学意义上，把你*传送到一个伟大的平行宇宙中，一个24/7充斥着24/192的音乐，对所有听歌者与天才免费的平行宇宙中。这里的high-end器材囊括了所有的超级构造，并且祈求你能带他们离开这个平行宇宙。蝴蝶盘旋在充斥着幻想色彩的精致城市上空，每一个人都是百万富翁，所有的车在天上穿梭。这就是PYST能带给你的美丽世界！

原文：This is the complete redefinition of USB cables. It actually, physically transports you* into an alternate universe where superbly-mastered, 24/192 music streams 24/7, free of charge to all listeners, for all genres. Supermodels in this alternate world are all deeply into high-end audio, and will beg to go out with you. Butterflies swirl in fantastic colors over clean-lined porcelain cityscapes, everyone is a millionaire, and flying cars run on air. It's a beautiful place to be!


官网：http://www.schiit.com/products/pyst-cables

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是的你木有看错，这段是schiit官网的。。。而且真是难翻。。。翻的乱七八糟请见谅。。。

schiit也卖线材，当然他们卖的不是指标不是技术，是信仰。。。扯远了他们就是卖个合格的线材，从某种意义上也代表了他们对线材的观点。以下是我翻译的三种线材（RCA，XLR，USB）的描述，为了防止断章取义我把所有原文都贴在下面了（其实是懒得翻全文……）。顺带一提不引战，不站队，请看个乐子。

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Status: RCA, XLR, and USB in stock. Orders will ship in 1-2 business days. 【呵呵呵我们的线材需要精心制作，需要整整两天才能发货！】

PYST was the god of drinking in Norse mythology. He’d be much better-known if he wasn’t getting schiit-faced all the time. Or, well, not really. PYST stands for Put Your Schiit Together, a set of short cables that make stacking your DAC and amp easy. 【PYST曾经是挪威神话重的酒神，他最出名的地方是他木有一直被schiit糊一脸。。。（schiit==shxt你懂的）哦，其实，这都不是真的（译制腔），PYST意思是把你的shi连起来。这堆短线可以轻松的把你的DAC和放大器连接在一起。】

Beyond Just Technology: SuperUltraHyperTechnology 【超越的不仅仅是技术：超.线材技术.终式】
PYST cables are made from only the finest 6-nines Unobtanium™ alloy, molecularly assembled in our Alternate Universe™ reality-distortion tesseract field , using a secret geometry reverse-engineered from crashed UFOs, painstakingly smuggled out of Area 51 by deep-cover operatives. Performance is further enhanced by the use of a QuantConnect™ quantum-entangled pair of transmission interfaces, held at absolute zero by our exclusive Stasis Field™ technology. The cables are then wrapped in NanoAeroCap™, a nanotechnology-enabled aerogel anti-capacitance insulation system, featuring Fractal Interleaved Geometry™ to create negative inductance for maximum audio transmission quality. 【PYST线材使用的是最好的69式乌纳塔尼姆™（来自阿凡达的超导合金）合金，在奥拓内特.尤尼维斯™（平行宇宙）的【真实失真】领域进行分子级别的组装，使用了潜伏在51区的特工从坠毁的UFO上逆向工程获得的最高保密级别的构架。通过使用夸特.克内特™（量子链接）的量子纠缠传输界面，以及独有的斯塔希斯.菲尔德™（静态场）技术将温度保持在绝对零度，极大的提升了线材的性能。编织技术使用了纳诺.诶瑞尔.卡普™（纳米领域电容），一种使用纳米技术的气凝胶对抗电容绝缘系统，以及弗拉克.因特里伍德构架™（不规则交错构架）创造的负电感来保证最高质量的音频传输。】这也太tm难翻了哈哈哈哈哈

Or, er, well . . . again, no. These are nice, high-quality cables, with solid, reliable connectors. That’s it. Hope you like them! 【其实，他们就是几条不错的，有着坚固可靠的接口的线。。。希望你们喜欢】

PYST cables come in three flavors: 【3种口味，草莓牛奶和橘猫】

RCA PYST. The RCA Pysts are about 6" long, excluding connectors. They're ideal for, say, stacking a Bifrost and Asgard 2. Please note the dimensions. That's 6 inches. Not feet. And not none of that fancy metric stuff, we're dumb Americans here. 【RCA线，我们不屑于顾】

XLR PYST. These are balanced XLR-terminated connectors for stacking, say, a Mjolnir and Gungnir. The balanced XLR Pysts are about 9" long, excluding connectors. Same dimensional disambiguation applies. 【XLR线，我们不屑于顾】

USB PYST. This is the complete redefinition of USB cables. It actually, physically transports you* into an alternate universe where superbly-mastered, 24/192 music streams 24/7, free of charge to all listeners, for all genres. Supermodels in this alternate world are all deeply into high-end audio, and will beg to go out with you. Butterflies swirl in fantastic colors over clean-lined porcelain cityscapes, everyone is a millionaire, and flying cars run on air. It's a beautiful place to be! 【USB线，拜见物理学圣剑！】

*Or not. It may have been a hallucination. USB PYSTs are actually just nice, 1M long, USB 2.0-rated cables that have thicker than normal power conductors and silver-plated copper data lines. We think the electrons like silver better, or something. Or not. 【*刚刚你看到的其实都是幻觉。USB PYST其实就是不错的，1米长的，USB2.0，比一般的线材粗一点的，镀银铜的数据线。我们觉得电子会更喜欢银一些。或者可能是其他的材料（颜色）。额或者啥都不。】

In any case, you can get PYST, or you can save some money at Monoprice. 【无论如何，买我们吧！或者买不起的你就去买monoprice好了，哼】


指导参考价：RCA: $20, XLR: $40, USB: $20

jcboy007

越来越感觉歪果仁还是比较有良心的了

szcqcc

歪果仁玩玄学也比国人玩得6

massage

屎家喜欢搞笑，他们家对线不看重，这些话其实是暗讽把线用各种外星科技树来描述的意思，反正他们做的线肯定是实惠的。

125187881

RAG的说明书就已经很搞笑了

baiduakg

屎厂的名字本身就特别搞笑。
屎厂的机器都说性价比挺高，可是坏的也多，听说是因为他们爱把元件设计在极限工作状态，所以容易boom

curado

买屎家解码的时候顺便20刀买了条PYST (读pissed，反正它家读音各种屎各种尿) USB，反正便宜，而且快递的时候和解码器放一个盒子里可以省去运费

目前那条线还躺在抽屉里没开用

牛奶苹果茶

oc重整旗鼓

浓浓的美式搞笑风格，不过我看了居然对他们家生出一些好感（虽然我买不起YGG）