A* Job Interview~

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After 3 days of a job pre-interview, I was luckily to take the finally interview of XX Co. Ltd. And, I had been questioned as weirdly and unpleasantly. And ‘that’ written down below is what the interviewer said:

a) We all know that you are a good-nature man. But as long as you are a salesman, you must learn how to be a liar. And not until then, you can not work with us.

b) There is one thing; you must not tell our customers, which is: we do not give them back their refunds, ok?!

c) Everyone who is working here has to work extremely hard, not as dog, but as slave.

d) You are going to have to learn at least 20 different languages, because our employees do not speak too much English.

e) You are the first person, in this company, who has a degree.

f) You will not get promoted unless 3 of our managers (includes me) shag you at the same time (in the office, obviously).

g) You are not allowed to vote labor party unless we tell you so.

h) I am certain that you will be enjoying working with us. If you do not have any questions, please sign here: I will devote all my damn life to this company, no matter whatever it ends. Thank you, and that is it!